New Burger Abomination !!!

[Nixon.D]

Fellow Posters ! and Other Magnificents . . . . . . .

I've heard of EVERYTHING now ---- In the midst of all the corruption,
immoral sex, drug addiction, sacrilegious acts, tyranny, wars, genocide, and
abnormal anomalies of every description running throughout the world we now
have an additional and useless silliness that defies all description !!

MCDONALD'S is now coming out with a LEFT-HANDED cheeseburger !! And, a
RIGHT-HANDED cheeseburger for Muslims! (in selected nations).....

Turn on Sound and Check it out:
http://www.McDs/Home/newest/lefthandforbidden


" 'A'hm goin' down to de' ribber.
Gon' take mah' ol' rockin' cheah' .
If dem' blues ov'atake me,
I'm gonna' rock on away fm' heah ! "


McD.DaddyTh'DaveOfMaryland
====================================================================

[Lee K]

Post by Nixon.D
MCDONALD'S is now coming out with a LEFT-HANDED cheeseburger !! And, a
RIGHT-HANDED cheeseburger for Muslims! (in selected nations).....

I tried one, it tastes the same, but goes down the wrong way......

[Lois]

It must be April Fools Day!

Post by Nixon.D
Fellow Posters ! and Other Magnificents . . . . . . .
I've heard of EVERYTHING now ---- In the midst of all the corruption,
immoral sex, drug addiction, sacrilegious acts, tyranny, wars, genocide, and
abnormal anomalies of every description running throughout the world we now
have an additional and useless silliness that defies all description !!
MCDONALD'S is now coming out with a LEFT-HANDED cheeseburger !! And, a
RIGHT-HANDED cheeseburger for Muslims! (in selected nations).....
http://www.McDs/Home/newest/lefthandforbidden
" 'A'hm goin' down to de' ribber.
Gon' take mah' ol' rockin' cheah' .
If dem' blues ov'atake me,
I'm gonna' rock on away fm' heah ! "
McD.DaddyTh'DaveOfMaryland
====================================================================

[donald tees]

Post by Nixon.D
Fellow Posters ! and Other Magnificents . . . . . . .
I've heard of EVERYTHING now ---- In the midst of all the corruption,
immoral sex, drug addiction, sacrilegious acts, tyranny, wars, genocide, and
abnormal anomalies of every description running throughout the world we now
have an additional and useless silliness that defies all description !!
MCDONALD'S is now coming out with a LEFT-HANDED cheeseburger !! And, a
RIGHT-HANDED cheeseburger for Muslims! (in selected nations).....
http://www.McDs/Home/newest/lefthandforbidden
" 'A'hm goin' down to de' ribber.
Gon' take mah' ol' rockin' cheah' .
If dem' blues ov'atake me,
I'm gonna' rock on away fm' heah ! "
McD.DaddyTh'DaveOfMaryland
====================================================================

do they have widdershins relish?

Donald

[Nixon.D]

Post by donald tees

Post by Nixon.D
Fellow Posters ! and Other Magnificents . . . . . . .
I've heard of EVERYTHING now ---- In the midst of all the corruption,
immoral sex, drug addiction, sacrilegious acts, tyranny, wars, genocide, and
abnormal anomalies of every description running throughout the world we now
have an additional and useless silliness that defies all description !!
MCDONALD'S is now coming out with a LEFT-HANDED cheeseburger !! And, a
RIGHT-HANDED cheeseburger for Muslims! (in selected nations).....
http://www.McDs/Home/newest/lefthandforbidden
" 'A'hm goin' down to de' ribber.
Gon' take mah' ol' rockin' cheah' .
If dem' blues ov'atake me,
I'm gonna' rock on away fm' heah ! "
McD.DaddyTh'DaveOfMaryland
====================================================================

do they have widdershins relish?
Donald

=====================================

Don't really know. Is she still makin' that stuff?

McDave

[David R KE]

"Nixon.D" <***@comcast.net> wrote in message

nixon has this problem trying to belittle every other race
and culture except the inbred, incestuous hillbilly white
cracker breed

realizing that he and the other losing,failing, ignorant faggot hillbilly
fuckups
are the scum of the earth, they need to try and establish some self esteem
by belittling their
betters,

hillbillies have always done this,

and Americans are still laughing at the daily=, unending fuckups from you
broke back yellow coward losers and failures

[unknown]

Post by David R KE
nixon has this problem trying to belittle every other race
and culture except the inbred, incestuous hillbilly white
cracker breed
realizing that he and the other losing,failing, ignorant faggot hillbilly
fuckups
are the scum of the earth, they need to try and establish some self esteem
by belittling their
betters,
hillbillies have always done this,
and Americans are still laughing at the daily=, unending fuckups from you
broke back yellow coward losers and failures

You certainly do have your ethnic groups confused. Hillbillies,
Yellow cowards. And here you are ragging on some other poster for
expressing crude prejudices. Look at your self in the
mirror,hypocrite.

Wu Chang

[David R KE]

Post by unknown
You certainly do have your ethnic groups confused. Hillbillies,
Yellow cowards. And here you are ragging on some other poster for
expressing crude prejudices. Look at your self in the
mirror,hypocrite.

Moooooiiiiii???

I've never been confused in My life,

what I see in the mirror is tall, dark, handsome, physically fit,
6'1", 207 lbs of pure, lean, loving machine

a babe magnet so to speak,

what the hell did you crawl out from under young weed hopper,

FYI, all republcion hillbillies are loud mouth,bigoted cowards, and they
especially
like to bully orientals because of their size

[Evelyn Ruut]

Post by David R KE

Post by unknown
You certainly do have your ethnic groups confused. Hillbillies,
Yellow cowards. And here you are ragging on some other poster for
expressing crude prejudices. Look at your self in the
mirror,hypocrite.

Moooooiiiiii???
I've never been confused in My life,
what I see in the mirror is tall, dark, handsome, physically fit,
6'1", 207 lbs of pure, lean, loving machine
a babe magnet so to speak,
what the hell did you crawl out from under young weed hopper,
FYI, all republcion hillbillies are loud mouth,bigoted cowards, and they
especially
like to bully orientals because of their size

But what he said is true, you know. When you abuse someone like you just
did, no matter how deserving you perceive them to be, you are guilty of the
same thing.

[Nixon.D]

Post by Evelyn Ruut

Post by David R KE

Post by unknown
You certainly do have your ethnic groups confused. Hillbillies,
Yellow cowards. And here you are ragging on some other poster for
expressing crude prejudices. Look at your self in the
mirror,hypocrite.

Moooooiiiiii???
I've never been confused in My life,
what I see in the mirror is tall, dark, handsome, physically fit,
6'1", 207 lbs of pure, lean, loving machine
a babe magnet so to speak,
what the hell did you crawl out from under young weed hopper,
FYI, all republcion hillbillies are loud mouth,bigoted cowards, and they
especially
like to bully orientals because of their size

But what he said is true, you know. When you abuse someone like you just
did, no matter how deserving you perceive them to be, you are guilty of
the same thing.
--
Best Regards,
Evelyn

==================================================

What on Earth did they think was "prejudiced" about my little April Fools
joke ?? Prejudiced against what? Against who?

Good Grief ! Is EVERYONE super-sensitive, except me, these days ????
It's time they got over it, Ev.

McDave
================================================

[Evelyn Ruut]

Post by Nixon.D

Post by Evelyn Ruut

Post by David R KE

Post by unknown
You certainly do have your ethnic groups confused. Hillbillies,
Yellow cowards. And here you are ragging on some other poster for
expressing crude prejudices. Look at your self in the
mirror,hypocrite.

Moooooiiiiii???
I've never been confused in My life,
what I see in the mirror is tall, dark, handsome, physically fit,
6'1", 207 lbs of pure, lean, loving machine
a babe magnet so to speak,
what the hell did you crawl out from under young weed hopper,
FYI, all republcion hillbillies are loud mouth,bigoted cowards, and they
especially
like to bully orientals because of their size

But what he said is true, you know. When you abuse someone like you
just did, no matter how deserving you perceive them to be, you are guilty
of the same thing.
--
Best Regards,
Evelyn

==================================================
What on Earth did they think was "prejudiced" about my little April Fools
joke ?? Prejudiced against what? Against who?
Good Grief ! Is EVERYONE super-sensitive, except me, these days ????
It's time they got over it, Ev.
McDave
================================================

Whatever you said, the reaction that was delivered was overkill. For the
most part this particular newsgroup has not been overly beset by the
hateful, and it is why I found my way here. But this morning the spewing
has been over the top.

I don't understand how anyone can think they will end something they
perceive as "bad" by acting just as bad or worse.

[David R KE]

you're not familiar with nixon,sordo,frederick, andys,higgins,
lundberg,poppy, and the rest of the
hate mongering,insidious,sinister, rabble rousing, spewers of the most vile
right wing bigotry

my post had nothing to do with whatever it was the hate monger posted,

it's his history of spewing the racist and gay bashing hatred, one of his
favorite terms is turd packers,

somebody has to keep these 1950's hillbillies honest or else they'll be out
lynching people again

[terry]

You made a big mistake using the word Faggot here. RSB has always
been queer pool HQ and filled with faggot chinks. You set them all
off, shame on you, picking on these poor little thingies.

Wake up, you can't tell a joke or have any fun here, these ass holes
have no sense of humor.

The bozos here insist you must be politically correct which means you
can't say a GD thing and must talk in useless parables being like Bush
doing double talk.
They love to jump on you, it makes them feel good and righteous.
Under their own rug, most of them are racist as hell, they just won't
admit it.

It's all bull ****.

Most come in here just waiting to jump somebody's s***. Internet
bullies.

[Evelyn Ruut]

Post by terry
You made a big mistake using the word Faggot here. RSB has always
been queer pool HQ and filled with faggot chinks. You set them all
off, shame on you, picking on these poor little thingies.
Wake up, you can't tell a joke or have any fun here, these ass holes
have no sense of humor.
The bozos here insist you must be politically correct which means you
can't say a GD thing and must talk in useless parables being like Bush
doing double talk.
They love to jump on you, it makes them feel good and righteous.
Under their own rug, most of them are racist as hell, they just won't
admit it.
It's all bull ****.
Most come in here just waiting to jump somebody's s***. Internet
bullies.

OK I get it now.... cross posting problems bring in all sorts of stuff.

The term "politically correct" is a bit old already, because most people
have figured out that humor at the expense of others who can't help what
they are, is not only not proper, but not really all that funny, by the time
they get out of grade school.

For the rest, whose minds got stuck in grade school, it is apparently still
an issue.

[Evelyn Ruut]

Post by David R KE
you're not familiar with nixon,sordo,frederick, andys,higgins,
lundberg,poppy, and the rest of the
hate mongering,insidious,sinister, rabble rousing, spewers of the most vile
right wing bigotry
my post had nothing to do with whatever it was the hate monger posted,
it's his history of spewing the racist and gay bashing hatred, one of his
favorite terms is turd packers,
somebody has to keep these 1950's hillbillies honest or else they'll be
out lynching people again

David there is nothing more disgusting to me than people who hate others for
things they cannot help. Homophobia, racism and anti-semitism for
example. I am a democrat and have been for almost all my adult life, and
right wing bigots annoy me too. But hatred is wrong, and if you hate the
hater, you become as bad as they are. If hatred is wrong, don't indulge in
it yourself.

Hatred has never been overcome by more hate.
Hatred is a poison of ones own mind and it rots the vessel that carries it.

I make a conscious choice to keep my mind open and to regard such attitudes
as ignorance, which is the real root cause of these bad attitudes, and thus
more deserving of compassion than of hatred.

My attitudes are mostly based on my study of buddhism, but actually most
religions don't encourage hatred of others, even those one considers as less
wise or moral than yourself.

[Nixon.D]

Post by Evelyn Ruut

Post by David R KE
you're not familiar with nixon,sordo,frederick, andys,higgins,
lundberg,poppy, and the rest of the
hate mongering,insidious,sinister, rabble rousing, spewers of the most vile
right wing bigotry
my post had nothing to do with whatever it was the hate monger posted,
it's his history of spewing the racist and gay bashing hatred, one of his
favorite terms is turd packers,
somebody has to keep these 1950's hillbillies honest or else they'll be
out lynching people again

David there is nothing more disgusting to me than people who hate others
for things they cannot help. Homophobia, racism and anti-semitism for
example. I am a democrat and have been for almost all my adult life, and
right wing bigots annoy me too. But hatred is wrong, and if you hate the
hater, you become as bad as they are. If hatred is wrong, don't indulge
in it yourself.
Hatred has never been overcome by more hate.
Hatred is a poison of ones own mind and it rots the vessel that carries it.
I make a conscious choice to keep my mind open and to regard such
attitudes as ignorance, which is the real root cause of these bad
attitudes, and thus more deserving of compassion than of hatred.
My attitudes are mostly based on my study of buddhism, but actually most
religions don't encourage hatred of others, even those one considers as
less wise or moral than yourself.
--
Best Regards,
Evelyn

==============================================================

OK, OK..... But, getting all out of shape about a McDonald's Cheeseburger
joke? My God, I was not trying to offend ANYONE; just a silly April Fool
joke and not in hatred of anyone or anything. These conschtortiated pogues
need to "chill out" ! (to use the vernacular of the streets). I think
their main problem is; they go down to Starbucks and drink a bunch of that
too-strong caffeine in the morning and that, on top of the crack they've had
the day before, ruins their whole day.

McDave; in th' Springtime Sunshine .......
================================================

[pltrgyst]

Post by Nixon.D
OK, OK..... But, getting all out of shape about a McDonald's Cheeseburger
joke? My God, I was not trying to offend ANYONE; just a silly April Fool
joke and not in hatred of anyone or anything....

Especially when it's an innocent joke that originated with Burger King in
*1998*, and has long since become an urban legend. 8;)

-- Larry

[Nixon.D]

Post by pltrgyst

Post by Nixon.D
OK, OK..... But, getting all out of shape about a McDonald's
Cheeseburger
joke? My God, I was not trying to offend ANYONE; just a silly April Fool
joke and not in hatred of anyone or anything....

Especially when it's an innocent joke that originated with Burger King in
*1998*, and has long since become an urban legend. 8;)
-- Larry

==========================================================

Heh, heh, heh. . . . . You're absolutely right ! You (too) have a superb
memory !!

McDave
==========================================================

[David R KE]

Post by Evelyn Ruut
David there is nothing more disgusting to me than people who hate others
for things they cannot help. Homophobia, racism and anti-semitism for
example. I am a democrat and have been for almost all my adult life, and
right wing bigots annoy me too. But hatred is wrong, and if you hate the
hater, you become as bad as they are. If hatred is wrong, don't indulge
in it yourself.
Hatred has never been overcome by more hate.
Hatred is a poison of ones own mind and it rots the vessel that carries it.
I make a conscious choice to keep my mind open and to regard such
attitudes as ignorance, which is the real root cause of these bad
attitudes, and thus more deserving of compassion than of hatred.
My attitudes are mostly based on my study of buddhism, but actually most
religions don't encourage hatred of others, even those one considers as
less wise or moral than yourself.
--
Best Regards,
Evelyn

I think the passiveness is what got us 6 years of these bigoted criminals,
and
look how many had to die because of it,

the Germans thought that if they turned off the radios and didn't read the
newspapers
the Nazis would go away,

[Evelyn Ruut]

Post by David R KE

Post by Evelyn Ruut
David there is nothing more disgusting to me than people who hate others
for things they cannot help. Homophobia, racism and anti-semitism for
example. I am a democrat and have been for almost all my adult life,
and right wing bigots annoy me too. But hatred is wrong, and if you
hate the hater, you become as bad as they are. If hatred is wrong, don't
indulge in it yourself.
Hatred has never been overcome by more hate.
Hatred is a poison of ones own mind and it rots the vessel that carries it.
I make a conscious choice to keep my mind open and to regard such
attitudes as ignorance, which is the real root cause of these bad
attitudes, and thus more deserving of compassion than of hatred.
My attitudes are mostly based on my study of buddhism, but actually most
religions don't encourage hatred of others, even those one considers as
less wise or moral than yourself.
--
Best Regards,
Evelyn

I think the passiveness is what got us 6 years of these bigoted criminals,
and
look how many had to die because of it,
the Germans thought that if they turned off the radios and didn't read the
newspapers
the Nazis would go away,

But WE have a vote. WE can lobby and push for the right people and even
though many of our freedoms are eroded, and the crooks are running the show
right now, there is always a legitimate hope and a legitimate chance to make
change.

Cursing at them doesn't work. Remember last November? That was a
message sent loud and clear to the criminals at the top. Join your local
political party and work all you can to change things.

Speak the truth, but if you become as bad as they are no one will take you
seriously.

[AndyS]

Evelyn Ruut wrote:>

Post by Evelyn Ruut
Speak the truth, but if you become as bad as they are no one will take you
seriously.

Andy comments:
Evelyn, I'd like to remind you of a comment that Mark Twain made,
that is one of my favorites:

" Never wrestle with a pig..You both get dirty, but the pig likes
it "

With affection,
Andy in Eureka, Texas

[Evelyn Ruut]

Post by AndyS
Evelyn Ruut wrote:>

Post by Evelyn Ruut
Speak the truth, but if you become as bad as they are no one will take you
seriously.

Evelyn, I'd like to remind you of a comment that Mark Twain made,
" Never wrestle with a pig..You both get dirty, but the pig likes
it "
With affection,
Andy in Eureka, Texas

He was an incredibly wise man!

[David R KE]

Post by AndyS
" Never wrestle with a pig..You both get dirty, but the pig likes
it "
With affection,
Andy in Eureka, Texas

which proves that even a racist, KKK supporting bigot from texass
can copy a smarter person's quotes,

especially a mggot who thinks it's humorous when his fellow criminals from
texass,
sewer of america, drag black people behinf pickup trucks,

or when other hillbillies tie a turd packer to a fence and beat him to
death,

ain't thet rahht cracker boy ????

you just don't have the balls to admit your views,

is it shame or disgust that keeps you from being
honest, or just the typical hillbilly cowardice,

the yellow gutlessness that is so inherent in all of the hillbilly species,

hell look at bush,cheney, rove, reagan even

[David R KE]

Post by Evelyn Ruut
Cursing at them doesn't work. Remember last November? That was a
message sent loud and clear to the criminals at the top. Join your local
political party and work all you can to change things.
Speak the truth, but if you become as bad as they are no one will take you
seriously.

I don't think you understand these vermin,

they view politness and silence as weakness, if they aren't confronted they
only get worse,

just like the typical grade school bully, they always fold when confronted

[Evelyn Ruut]

Post by David R KE

Post by Evelyn Ruut
Cursing at them doesn't work. Remember last November? That was a
message sent loud and clear to the criminals at the top. Join your
local political party and work all you can to change things.
Speak the truth, but if you become as bad as they are no one will take
you seriously.

I don't think you understand these vermin,
they view politness and silence as weakness, if they aren't confronted
they only get worse,
just like the typical grade school bully, they always fold when confronted

I confront evil when I see it too, but I try not to get down on that level
myself, or else I use my killfile when I need to.

I have a quote somewhere that says for one who would fight monsters it is
important to take care that one does not become a monster oneself.

[AndyS]

Post by Nixon.D
MCDONALD'S is now coming out with a LEFT-HANDED cheeseburger !! And, a
RIGHT-HANDED cheeseburger for Muslims! (in selected nations).....

Andy writes:
Well, I suspect that all the folks who buy left-handed condoms will
flock
to the Golden Arches.....

As far as the right-handed cheesburgers, they can probably get a
side order of right-handed pork skins to go with it... and start
collecting
the commemorative Mohammed drinking cups.... When they get the
full set they can mail in the proof of purchase for a picture of 70
virgins........ (probly taken somewhere in Idaho ) ......

Here's a question:

If you buy left-handed toilet paper, does the end come out over the
top or
from the bottom ? This has bothered me for some time.....

Andy in Eureka, Texas .

[Nixon.D]

Post by AndyS

Post by Nixon.D
MCDONALD'S is now coming out with a LEFT-HANDED cheeseburger !! And, a
RIGHT-HANDED cheeseburger for Muslims! (in selected nations).....

Well, I suspect that all the folks who buy left-handed condoms will
flock
to the Golden Arches.....
As far as the right-handed cheesburgers, they can probably get a
side order of right-handed pork skins to go with it... and start
collecting
the commemorative Mohammed drinking cups.... When they get the
full set they can mail in the proof of purchase for a picture of 70
virgins........ (probly taken somewhere in Idaho ) ......
If you buy left-handed toilet paper, does the end come out over the
top or
from the bottom ? This has bothered me for some time.....
Andy in Eureka, Texas .

====================================================

That's one thing that acutely intelligent/concerned people will always keep
in mind and that is the proper way for toilet paper to unroll !!!

To wit: --- Left Handed Toilet Paper should always unroll over the top;
NEVER should it leave the master roll from its bottem' !! Always from the
top. Remember that and you'll never go wrong.
Now, as to the direction of the roll, it can roll in the clockwise direction
or it can unroll in the counterclockwise direction; that, of course, depends
upon the orientation of the roll and the placement of the observer; makes no
difference. But just remember----------------- ALWAYS FROM THE TOP !!

That rule was established in 1940 by my Uncle (Jack Benny), and has since
become an accepted, and widely enforced, rule of polite society.

Then there's the everpresent questions that always comes up regarding the
paper's use; should a "forward" or a "backward" motion be used and is the
choice impacted by gender ? But, that's a whole different arena and I
don't have the time to address those at the moment.

You're in the clear there in Eureka, TX !!

McDaveofMaryland
====================================================================

[Evelyn Ruut]

Post by Nixon.D

Post by AndyS

Post by Nixon.D
MCDONALD'S is now coming out with a LEFT-HANDED cheeseburger !! And, a
RIGHT-HANDED cheeseburger for Muslims! (in selected nations).....

Well, I suspect that all the folks who buy left-handed condoms will
flock
to the Golden Arches.....
As far as the right-handed cheesburgers, they can probably get a
side order of right-handed pork skins to go with it... and start
collecting
the commemorative Mohammed drinking cups.... When they get the
full set they can mail in the proof of purchase for a picture of 70
virgins........ (probly taken somewhere in Idaho ) ......
If you buy left-handed toilet paper, does the end come out over the
top or
from the bottom ? This has bothered me for some time.....
Andy in Eureka, Texas .

====================================================
That's one thing that acutely intelligent/concerned people will always
keep in mind and that is the proper way for toilet paper to unroll !!!
To wit: --- Left Handed Toilet Paper should always unroll over the top;
NEVER should it leave the master roll from its bottem' !! Always from
the top. Remember that and you'll never go wrong.
Now, as to the direction of the roll, it can roll in the clockwise
direction or it can unroll in the counterclockwise direction; that, of
course, depends upon the orientation of the roll and the placement of the
observer; makes no difference. But just remember----------------- ALWAYS
FROM THE TOP !!
That rule was established in 1940 by my Uncle (Jack Benny), and has since
become an accepted, and widely enforced, rule of polite society.
Then there's the everpresent questions that always comes up regarding the
paper's use; should a "forward" or a "backward" motion be used and is the
choice impacted by gender ? But, that's a whole different arena and I
don't have the time to address those at the moment.
You're in the clear there in Eureka, TX !!
McDaveofMaryland
====================================================================

We have ours that way now, but years ago I had a certain naughty cat that
would unwind the entire roll onto the floor if we had it roll over the top.
I solved it by reversing the roll to unwind from the bottom and spoiled his
fun, but if anyone forgot and put a new roll on the other way, he'd find it
and do his little trick again!

[Nixon.D]

Post by Evelyn Ruut

Post by Nixon.D

Post by AndyS

Post by Nixon.D
MCDONALD'S is now coming out with a LEFT-HANDED cheeseburger !! And, a
RIGHT-HANDED cheeseburger for Muslims! (in selected nations).....

Well, I suspect that all the folks who buy left-handed condoms will
flock
to the Golden Arches.....
As far as the right-handed cheesburgers, they can probably get a
side order of right-handed pork skins to go with it... and start
collecting
the commemorative Mohammed drinking cups.... When they get the
full set they can mail in the proof of purchase for a picture of 70
virgins........ (probly taken somewhere in Idaho ) ......
If you buy left-handed toilet paper, does the end come out over the
top or
from the bottom ? This has bothered me for some time.....
Andy in Eureka, Texas .

====================================================
That's one thing that acutely intelligent/concerned people will always
keep in mind and that is the proper way for toilet paper to unroll !!!
To wit: --- Left Handed Toilet Paper should always unroll over the top;
NEVER should it leave the master roll from its bottem' !! Always from
the top. Remember that and you'll never go wrong.
Now, as to the direction of the roll, it can roll in the clockwise
direction or it can unroll in the counterclockwise direction; that, of
course, depends upon the orientation of the roll and the placement of the
observer; makes no difference. But just remember----------------- ALWAYS
FROM THE TOP !!
That rule was established in 1940 by my Uncle (Jack Benny), and has since
become an accepted, and widely enforced, rule of polite society.
Then there's the everpresent questions that always comes up regarding the
paper's use; should a "forward" or a "backward" motion be used and is the
choice impacted by gender ? But, that's a whole different arena and I
don't have the time to address those at the moment.
You're in the clear there in Eureka, TX !!
McDaveofMaryland
====================================================================

We have ours that way now, but years ago I had a certain naughty cat that
would unwind the entire roll onto the floor if we had it roll over the
top. I solved it by reversing the roll to unwind from the bottom and
spoiled his fun, but if anyone forgot and put a new roll on the other way,
he'd find it and do his little trick again!
--
Best Regards,
Evelyn

=============================================================

We had some friends had a cat that learned how to flush one of their
toilets. The cat was alone much of the day while they were at work. Their
water bill was much more than it should be. They finally set up a video
recorder and trapped the rascal. The cat was, apparently, bored and
flushed the thing repeatedly; over and over and over and over throughout the
day. They installed a shut off valve to solve the problem.

Never trust a cat.

McDave
===================================================================

[pltrgyst]

Post by Nixon.D
We had some friends had a cat that learned how to flush one of their
toilets. The cat was alone much of the day while they were at work. Their
water bill was much more than it should be. They finally set up a video
recorder and trapped the rascal. The cat was, apparently, bored and
flushed the thing repeatedly; over and over and over and over throughout the
day. They installed a shut off valve to solve the problem.

You mean that the famous Jennifer and Jim of Internet apocrypha #1763982 are
personal friends of yours? Wow!

As in:

"Jennifer and Jim kept getting huge water bills. They knew beyond
a doubt that the bills weren't representative of their actual usage, and
no matter how they tried to conserve, the high bills continued.
Although they could see nothing wrong, they had everything checked for
leaks or problems: first the water meter, then outdoor pipes, indoor
pipes, underground pipes, faucets, toilets, washer, ice maker, etc. --
all to no avail.

One day Jim was sick and stayed home in bed, but kept hearing
water running downstairs. He finally tore himself from his sick bed to
investigate, and stumbled onto the cause of such high water bills.
Apparently this had been happening all day long when they were not at
home. Knowing that few would believe him, he taped a segment of the
'problem' for posterity -- see attached video"

which is for the moment available at http://www.xhoat.org/waterleak.wmv
(3.2MB Windows Video file).

Post by Nixon.D
Never trust a cat.

Or a McDave? 8;)

-- Larry

[Steve Henderson]

Post by pltrgyst
"Jennifer and Jim kept getting huge water bills. They knew beyond
a doubt that the bills weren't representative of their actual usage, and
no matter how they tried to conserve, the high bills continued.
Although they could see nothing wrong, they had everything checked for
leaks or problems: first the water meter, then outdoor pipes, indoor
pipes, underground pipes, faucets, toilets, washer, ice maker, etc. --
all to no avail.
One day Jim was sick and stayed home in bed, but kept hearing
water running downstairs. He finally tore himself from his sick bed to
investigate, and stumbled onto the cause of such high water bills.
Apparently this had been happening all day long when they were not at
home. Knowing that few would believe him, he taped a segment of the
'problem' for posterity -- see attached video"
which is for the moment available at http://www.xhoat.org/waterleak.wmv
(3.2MB Windows Video file).

Apparently, that moment's gone as the video is no longer available.

[pltrgyst]

Post by Steve Henderson

Post by pltrgyst
which is for the moment available at http://www.xhoat.org/waterleak.wmv
(3.2MB Windows Video file).

Apparently, that moment's gone as the video is no longer available.

Well, it would be available if my fingers would do what my brain wants done.
Sorry, it's:

http://www.xhost.org/waterleak.wmv

-- Larry (xhoat? what the hell is an xhoat?)

[Steve Henderson]

On Wed, 4 Apr 2007 15:23:11 -0500, "Steve Henderson"

Post by Steve Henderson

Post by pltrgyst
which is for the moment available at http://www.xhoat.org/waterleak.wmv
(3.2MB Windows Video file).

Apparently, that moment's gone as the video is no longer available.

Well, it would be available if my fingers would do what my brain wants done.
http://www.xhost.org/waterleak.wmv
-- Larry (xhoat? what the hell is an xhoat?)

That worked. Thanks.

[pltrgyst]

Post by pltrgyst
http://www.xhost.org/waterleak.wmv

Of course, it's also in YouTube at:

with the description:

"Gizmo the cat's toilet obsessions explored. This video was featured on Good
Morning America on August 23, 2006."

I don't mean to be picking on McDave here (except for fun), but I've seen this
sort of thing happen before, where people's brains, all by themselves, seem to
incorporate things they've heard into experiential memory.

I had two very good friends in the mid-80's. One night, after dinner at their
house, we somehow got into reading an old diary from their high school days in
the mid-sixties. In the diary, they described a group Ouija Board session in
which they had made contact with the spirit of one "Quinn the Eskimo", and went
on to relate various details of Quinn's life -- while I'm cracking up and
rolling on the floor.

Being exclusively classical music lovers, they had, of course, no memory at all
of Bob Dylan's "Quinn the Eskimo (the Mighty Quinn)", or Manfred Mann's hit
version of the song. Yet, somehow, snippets they must have overheard at high
school had become embedded in this "mystical" experience and recorded in their
diary for reading twenty years later.

We people are strange beasties indeed.

-- Larry

[Brian (Sorackem)]

Post by pltrgyst
where people's brains, all by themselves, seem to
incorporate things they've heard into experiential memory.
We people are strange beasties indeed.
-- Larry

I remember running 8&out in my first ever one-pocket game against some
fellow visiting from the east coast.
-B ..those were the haze...

[pltrgyst]

On Wed, 04 Apr 2007 19:42:03 -0500, "Brian (Sorackem)" <flint_stonenodatcomcast>

Post by Brian (Sorackem)

Post by pltrgyst
where people's brains, all by themselves, seem to
incorporate things they've heard into experiential memory.
We people are strange beasties indeed.

I remember running 8&out in my first ever one-pocket game against some
fellow visiting from the east coast.
-B ..those were the haze...

Boy, you don't find suckers like that around any more.

-- Larry ("8 and out"? Was that 8 beers and out to the restroom?)

[Brian (Sorackem)]

Post by pltrgyst
Boy, you don't find suckers like that around any more.
-- Larry ("8 and out"? Was that 8 beers and out to the restroom?)

That wasn't beer, that was hefeweizen.

Funny, you remember I didn't drop eight balls and I remember you almost
didn't ate dinner.
-Brian

[Stephen N.]

Post by pltrgyst
I don't mean to be picking on McDave here (except for fun), but I've seen this
sort of thing happen before, where people's brains, all by themselves, seem to
incorporate things they've heard into experiential memory.

On occasion my brother will tell stories about himself to me that are
actually my own stories but he has forgotten where they came from. The
thing is he is such a natural born raconteur that I usually just sit and
listen because they are often better the way he tells them!

Stephen N.---> artistic license on steroids...

[donald tees]

Post by Stephen N.

Post by pltrgyst
I don't mean to be picking on McDave here (except for fun), but I've seen this
sort of thing happen before, where people's brains, all by themselves, seem to
incorporate things they've heard into experiential memory.

On occasion my brother will tell stories about himself to me that are
actually my own stories but he has forgotten where they came from. The
thing is he is such a natural born raconteur that I usually just sit and
listen because they are often better the way he tells them!
Stephen N.---> artistic license on steroids...

I think people repeat stories because they are good enough they *should*
be true, even if they are not. One of the eternal problems is that fact
can be difficult to tell from fiction.

Donald

[Stephen N.]

Post by donald tees

Post by Stephen N.

Post by pltrgyst
I don't mean to be picking on McDave here (except for fun), but I've seen this
sort of thing happen before, where people's brains, all by
themselves, seem to
incorporate things they've heard into experiential memory.

On occasion my brother will tell stories about himself to me that are
actually my own stories but he has forgotten where they came from.
The thing is he is such a natural born raconteur that I usually just
sit and listen because they are often better the way he tells them!
Stephen N.---> artistic license on steroids...

I think people repeat stories because they are good enough they *should*
be true, even if they are not. One of the eternal problems is that fact
can be difficult to tell from fiction.

The trick is to throw in a few familiar sounding details and base the
story in truth. That way people will think they vaguely remember
something about it and when the real details can be verified it lends
credance to the rest of your bullshit.

Except all MY stories are the gods honest truth and at least 50%
accurate. Like the time I won the Rolls in a pool game.

Stephen N.---> can't remember if they were kaisers or crusties...

Stephen N.---

[donald tees]

Post by Stephen N.

Post by donald tees

Post by Stephen N.

Post by pltrgyst
I don't mean to be picking on McDave here (except for fun), but I've seen this
sort of thing happen before, where people's brains, all by
themselves, seem to
incorporate things they've heard into experiential memory.

On occasion my brother will tell stories about himself to me that are
actually my own stories but he has forgotten where they came from.
The thing is he is such a natural born raconteur that I usually just
sit and listen because they are often better the way he tells them!
Stephen N.---> artistic license on steroids...

I think people repeat stories because they are good enough they
*should* be true, even if they are not. One of the eternal problems
is that fact can be difficult to tell from fiction.

The trick is to throw in a few familiar sounding details and base the
story in truth. That way people will think they vaguely remember
something about it and when the real details can be verified it lends
credance to the rest of your bullshit.
Except all MY stories are the gods honest truth and at least 50%
accurate. Like the time I won the Rolls in a pool game.
Stephen N.---> can't remember if they were kaisers or crusties...
Stephen N.---

Well, over here in ASP, I think that is the idea. It should be fun ...
the stories should be good, even in not true. Over in RSB, they expect
everything to be verifyable. Here, interesting is good enough. Pool
related, of course.

Unfortunately, it seems that everything gets cross-posted anyway, so ...

Donald

[JakartaDean]

Post by Stephen N.

Post by pltrgyst
I don't mean to be picking on McDave here (except for fun), but I've seen this
sort of thing happen before, where people's brains, all by themselves, seem to
incorporate things they've heard into experiential memory.

On occasion my brother will tell stories about himself to me that are
actually my own stories but he has forgotten where they came from. The
thing is he is such a natural born raconteur that I usually just sit and
listen because they are often better the way he tells them!
Stephen N.---> artistic license on steroids...

Umm... Stephen: How do you know that they're not *his* stories that you
mistakenly remember as being your own?

Dean <-- can't tell a good story, but *thinks* he has lived a few...

[Stephen N.]

Post by JakartaDean

Post by Stephen N.

Post by pltrgyst
I don't mean to be picking on McDave here (except for fun), but I've seen this
sort of thing happen before, where people's brains, all by
themselves, seem to
incorporate things they've heard into experiential memory.

On occasion my brother will tell stories about himself to me that are
actually my own stories but he has forgotten where they came from.
The thing is he is such a natural born raconteur that I usually just
sit and listen because they are often better the way he tells them!
Stephen N.---> artistic license on steroids...

Umm... Stephen: How do you know that they're not *his* stories that you
mistakenly remember as being your own?
Dean <-- can't tell a good story, but *thinks* he has lived a few...

Darn, never even thought of that! Didn't Arnold do that movie? My CRS
syndrome may have progressed father than I suspected. Anyway as long as
it sounds like an amazing but true story, it's worth listening to. Beer
sometimes helps make stories amazing for the both the spinner and the
victim.

Stephen N.--->Can't Remember Shit syndrome...

[pltrgyst]

Post by Stephen N.
Stephen N.--->Can't Remember Shit syndrome...

Eat more fiber. It'll come back to you.

-- Larry (Worked for me -- my wife says I'm full of shit now...)

[terry]

Post by Evelyn Ruut

Post by Nixon.D

Post by AndyS

Post by Nixon.D
MCDONALD'S is now coming out with a LEFT-HANDED cheeseburger !! And, a
RIGHT-HANDED cheeseburger for Muslims! (in selected nations).....

Well, I suspect that all the folks who buy left-handed condoms will
flock
to the Golden Arches.....
As far as the right-handed cheesburgers, they can probably get a
side order of right-handed pork skins to go with it... and start
collecting
the commemorative Mohammed drinking cups.... When they get the
full set they can mail in the proof of purchase for a picture of 70
virgins........ (probly taken somewhere in Idaho ) ......
If you buy left-handed toilet paper, does the end come out over the
top or
from the bottom ? This has bothered me for some time.....
Andy in Eureka, Texas .

====================================================
That's one thing that acutely intelligent/concerned people will always
keep in mind and that is the proper way for toilet paper to unroll !!!
To wit: --- Left Handed Toilet Paper should always unroll over the top;
NEVER should it leave the master roll from its bottem' !! Always from
the top. Remember that and you'll never go wrong.
Now, as to the direction of the roll, it can roll in the clockwise
direction or it can unroll in the counterclockwise direction; that, of
course, depends upon the orientation of the roll and the placement of the
observer; makes no difference. But just remember----------------- ALWAYS
FROM THE TOP !!
That rule was established in 1940 by my Uncle (Jack Benny), and has since
become an accepted, and widely enforced, rule of polite society.
Then there's the everpresent questions that always comes up regarding the
paper's use; should a "forward" or a "backward" motion be used and is the
choice impacted by gender ? But, that's a whole different arena and I
don't have the time to address those at the moment.
You're in the clear there in Eureka, TX !!
McDaveofMaryland
====================================================================

We have ours that way now, but years ago I had a certain naughty cat that
would unwind the entire roll onto the floor if we had it roll over the top.
I solved it by reversing the roll to unwind from the bottom and spoiled his
fun, but if anyone forgot and put a new roll on the other way, he'd find it
and do his little trick again!
--
Best Regards,
Evelyn

Buy a Jack Russell, they eat cats for lunch and can chase one down
from behind which few dogs can accomplish... Or: Toss the cat on the
barbie, make some moo goo guy pen, invite smorgie and Hu over, they
love to eat cat and rat and that's the end of cat problemo. Hu loves
cat or dog tail soup, yum yum. There is not a cat alive within 12
blocks of where he lives.

[Evelyn Ruut]

Post by terry

Post by Evelyn Ruut

Post by Nixon.D

Post by AndyS

Post by Nixon.D
MCDONALD'S is now coming out with a LEFT-HANDED cheeseburger !!
And,
a
RIGHT-HANDED cheeseburger for Muslims! (in selected nations).....

Well, I suspect that all the folks who buy left-handed condoms will
flock
to the Golden Arches.....
As far as the right-handed cheesburgers, they can probably get a
side order of right-handed pork skins to go with it... and start
collecting
the commemorative Mohammed drinking cups.... When they get the
full set they can mail in the proof of purchase for a picture of 70
virgins........ (probly taken somewhere in Idaho ) ......
If you buy left-handed toilet paper, does the end come out over the
top or
from the bottom ? This has bothered me for some time.....
Andy in Eureka, Texas .

====================================================
That's one thing that acutely intelligent/concerned people will always
keep in mind and that is the proper way for toilet paper to unroll !!!
To wit: --- Left Handed Toilet Paper should always unroll over the top;
NEVER should it leave the master roll from its bottem' !! Always from
the top. Remember that and you'll never go wrong.
Now, as to the direction of the roll, it can roll in the clockwise
direction or it can unroll in the counterclockwise direction; that, of
course, depends upon the orientation of the roll and the placement of the
observer; makes no difference. But just remember----------------- ALWAYS
FROM THE TOP !!
That rule was established in 1940 by my Uncle (Jack Benny), and has since
become an accepted, and widely enforced, rule of polite society.
Then there's the everpresent questions that always comes up regarding the
paper's use; should a "forward" or a "backward" motion be used and is the
choice impacted by gender ? But, that's a whole different arena and I
don't have the time to address those at the moment.
You're in the clear there in Eureka, TX !!
McDaveofMaryland
====================================================================

We have ours that way now, but years ago I had a certain naughty cat that
would unwind the entire roll onto the floor if we had it roll over the top.
I solved it by reversing the roll to unwind from the bottom and spoiled his
fun, but if anyone forgot and put a new roll on the other way, he'd find it
and do his little trick again!
--
Best Regards,
Evelyn

Buy a Jack Russell, they eat cats for lunch and can chase one down
from behind which few dogs can accomplish... Or: Toss the cat on the
barbie, make some moo goo guy pen, invite smorgie and Hu over, they
love to eat cat and rat and that's the end of cat problemo. Hu loves
cat or dog tail soup, yum yum. There is not a cat alive within 12
blocks of where he lives.

I have two german shepherds who have been trained from puppyhood not to harm
cats, but they will eat your dog Hu for breakfast and I will cheer them on.

[AndyS]

Nixon.D wrote:> You're in the clear there in Eureka, TX !!

Post by Nixon.D
McDaveofMaryland
====================================================================

Andy adds:
And while we're on the subject, remember to ALWAYS drink from the
side of the glass that is closest to your mouth....!!!!

Andy

[terry]

Post by AndyS
Nixon.D wrote:> You're in the clear there in Eureka, TX !!

Post by Nixon.D
McDaveofMaryland
====================================================================

And while we're on the subject, remember to ALWAYS drink from the
side of the glass that is closest to your mouth....!!!!
Andy

Ev say:
I have two german shepherds who have been trained from puppyhood not
to harm
cats, but they will eat your dog Hu for breakfast and I will cheer
them on.

--
Best Regards,

Evelyn
(((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((
That's cool evie, just jerkin yo chain. The only dog name Hu is the
Chinese Dog named Eric T Hu who eats dogs and cats. He is the one who
has trashed RSB as well, along with his partner in crime, Debra Li,
the two crazy chinese psychos. fl has a 135 lb shepherd he taught how
to play pool and he can run the table, 8 and out in 12 seconds.
Believe it, or not.

[Nixon.D]

Post by AndyS
Nixon.D wrote:> You're in the clear there in Eureka, TX !!

Post by Nixon.D
McDaveofMaryland
====================================================================

And while we're on the subject, remember to ALWAYS drink from the
side of the glass that is closest to your mouth....!!!!
Andy

======================================================

HHuummmph... ! You always drink from the bottle or the can you won't be
havin' those problems... !!!

McD.Daddy
][==============================================